Monday, January 30, 2006

Growing Up Gotti

These are the worst kids in the world. Growing up on the Jersey Shore, Pearcey was born hating these kids. As Greels found out on the 1st Annual Tour de Shore 2005, the Jersey Shore is infested with these metrosexual, gel-abusing, self-tanner hording, lip-puckering, tip-frosting, blowout-wearing, velour-wearing, sideways Kangol hat-wearing, leased Cadillac-driving, rims-spinning, cheeseball-eating, club-hopping, wife-beating, weekend Shore-house renting, Garden State Parkway driving, ear-piercing, leg-shaving, diamond stud wearing, skin-moisturizing, bling-blinging, D&G sunglass sporting, steroid-using, glowstick dancing, boombox-blasting, Yankees rooting, armpit sweating, terribly-smelling, mirror-checking, eyebrow-waxing, tanning bed owning, barbed-wire tatoo wearing, hair-spiking, chinstrap-wearing, colored-contact lense wearing, Steve Madden wearing, Golds Gym grunting, wastes of life.
Out of all the ill-fated cultural movements in American history, including the Branch Davidians of Waco and Heaven's Gate Cult, this is probably the most treacherous. They come from places like Staten Island, Yonkers, North Jersey, and parts of Long Island. When they aren't at the gym doing curls and bench press, they can be seen shining the new 22" rims on their leased Escalades. These kids would be out of place at any BC event, and instead would probably be more comfortable heading downtown to places like Rumor and Aria to do some fist-pumping.

20,000 Strong We thought 20,000 Gongshow@BC visitors was a milestone, but we are a little late on recognizing it. 22,000 is right around the corner, and we hope our new readers like what they see. Keep spreading the gongshow spirit. Also, stay tuned for Gongshow@BC videos coming soon.

Turning Back the Clock @ Conte Saturday Night at Conte Forum: Men's Basketball v. Clemson. "Throwback Night." The team will be wearing throwback jerseys and striped socks. There will be prizes for the best dressed fans (polyester shirts, leisure suits). You know that Big Al (pictured on the right, back in the day) and his boys will be sporting the afro puff.

New Column in Barstool Sports Check out or pick up a copy at Roggie's to see the latest Gongshow U. column. Also, Barstool Sports Cover Model of the Year Party is this Saturday night (the 11th) at Game On! on Lansdowne. Click here to see all of the vixens who are competing for the glory.

Chris Collins- 100 Points There really isn't much to it, this kid is on fire. 100 career points for BC's Hobey Hopeful. Join the Facebook Group by clicking here.

Some Links These are just great.
How To Be a Guido! - Public Speaking Class Presentation
Absolutely NOT the Gongshow@BC
Chronicles of Narnia Rap!
Chuck Norris Facts- Very Funny

That's it for today. Peace be with you. Pearcey & Greels


Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA great picture of skinner

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate gweeeedos including u, napolitano!

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gongshow Boys- Thank you for the update. Please don't make me wait a full week for an update ever again, it totally throws off my schedule.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Pinhead Nation said...

Hey Pearcy, you better win the friggin' Beanpot. Can't let those scumbags win.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets have some gongshow press for the Has Beens, who just won their first ever non-conference tilt vs. BU 5-2 with 4 third period goals, a hat trick by concannon... unreal

11:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

collins for HOBEY

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